Little Red

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Little Red Riding Hood. She lived with her mother just beyond a large forest. One day, her mother packed her a little basket full of nice, healthy food and told Little Red Riding Hood to go and visit her grandma who was very ill. She was told specifically to stay on the main path and "DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS". But Little Red was a naughty, naughty girl, and decided to take a shortcut through the forest. She soon came a cross a clearing, with some beautiful flowers, so decided to stop for a while and pick some for her grandma. As she was doing this, a large grey wolf slid out from behind a large grey tree.
"Hello little girl, where are you off to?"
Little Red stood up and stared at the wolf for a moment. "Mother told me not to talk to strangers, and not only are you a stranger, but you're a wolf. And wolves eat people. I bet you have a whole family of people in your belly, and i'm going to save them." She pulled a large axe from her belt.
"No! Please little girl! I meant you no harm, i only meant to help! I thought you were lost i swear!"
"No way, my gran told me about wolves, she also told me they're stupid, dirty, LIARS!" and with that, she swung her axe high and chopped open his belly. The wolf writhed in pain for a few minutes then fell still. Little Red leant over him and checked in his stomach for people, but could only see his guts.
"Oh.. there's no one in there" she observed, "Oh well!" and she skipped the rest of the way to her grandma's house undisturbed.

THE END